You know what? If Marvin Bagley were to ever open up a restaurant or deli called “Bagley’s Bagelly Bagels”, I would patronize the ever-loving FRICK out of it. We’re talking a daily customer from day one here, provided the deli was opened in my local area and not somewhere dumb like Sacramento. I would eat bagels for all of my breakfasts, plus some of my lunches too.
I don’t know if Bagley has any baking skills or business acumen, but those are the things you hire other people to do for you. He can lend his name, his vision, and his huge wads of NBA cash to the enterprise, then sit back and watch the cash roll in from the sale of such tantalizingly-named bagels as the “Gaggly Baggly Blip Blop” (cinnamon raisin), the “Crown Jewels” (blueberry), and the “Post-Move Toast-Move” (plain bagel toasted with peanut butter).
This is honestly a good enough idea where I feel like I should be profiting off it for coming up with it first, so I do have to advise Bagley at this point that I have already trademarked the name “Bagley’s Bagelly Bagels” as well as the names of the three specialty bagels I listed above. If he attempts to open a bagel shop using my trademarks, the resultant lawsuit would be very, very easy for me to win. Just saying.