In terms of the raw amount of Montrezl “Monsterezl” Harrell highlightage packed into a single video, this video might be the best video of the season. It features eleven made field goals (on thirteen attempts!), which is a season-high in FGM for The Harrasser. I don’t know if seven dunks is a season-high as well,…
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Tomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…
Read MoreLuol Deng 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Here’s the deal: the last time I uploaded a highlight video depicting the on-court exploits of Luol Deng was way back in 2016. 2016. Repeated for emphasis. Does anyone even remember anything that happened all the way back then? Because I sure don’t. Who even won the championship that season? Those highlights were of the…
Read MoreLuka Doncic Triple Double 35 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
The mood in the locker room was subdued after the loss. Even though his teammates had been telling him that he had played a good game, Luka Doncic wasn’t convinced that the loss wasn’t somehow his fault. Trying to think of something that would lift his spirits, Luka’s mind landed on his trip to Taco…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Rejoice, fans of Davis Bertans, for the tyrannical regime of Gregg Popovich is almost at an end. He has hinted strongly at retiring at the end of the season, and with his retirement would come a new era of Spurs basketball where Bertans isn’t held down because of backwards-minded coaching. Popovich is loved for what…
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