Kevon Looney 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

Fifteen points is actually a career high for Kevon “Kevon Duront” Looney, but I didn’t note it in the title of the video. Why, you ask? Because it seems mean-spirited to announce to the world that this guy’s career high is only fifteen points, as if he is a scrubby scrubnugget dipped in scrubsauce who deserves our derision. I mean, he might be those things (minus the derision part), but, still, it didn’t feel right to me. Most four-year players score this much with no problem; to bring it to everybody’s attention that Looney is, in general, an incapable scorer even after four years in the league is unnecessary.

The fact that I am currently announcing these things in the description of the video rather than in the title of the video changes nothing. Everybody knows that 100% of viewers read the title of the video, but only like 0.01% of viewers read anything that’s written in the description box. Why would you go on YouTube just to read stuff? Are you a pervert?

Now, if Looney were to go out there and score twenty somehow, now THAT would be a scoring performance to be proud of. I would throw the phrase “Career-High” into the title of that video with no problem at all. Will he ever score that many points? I kind of doubt it, but it could happen.

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