OFFICIAL PLAYERS DRAFTED IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE 2011 DRAFT WHO ARE STILL IN THE LEAGUE POWER RANKINGS:
1. Bojan Bogdanovic (MJ-lite [and MJ-white (LOL [lots of laughs])])
2. E’Twaun Moore (Also MJ-lite)
3. Davis Bertans (The Latvian Laser is finally getting unleashed. When he’s hot, he’s more dangerous than pointing a laser pointer into the cockpit of an airplane. He’s also a lot less illegal, unless there’s something wrong with his visa paperwork.)
[POWER GAP]
4. Isaiah Thomas (Should be higher, but, you know. Injuries and stuff)
5. Jon Leuer (Why the Pistons benched one of the few guys on their roster who can actually shoot is a mystery to me)
6. Shelvin Mack (Grizzlies fans hate him)
7. Chandler Parsons (Grizzlies fans really, really hate him, but he got paid so middle fingers to all the haters)
[HONORABLE MENTIONS]
-Tyler Honeycutt (This guy died. what the hell.)
-Josh Selby (Summer league superstar, the legend of this guy grows more and more every day in my head but I think he retired in real life)
-Josh Harrellson (“Jorts” is the best NBA nickname ever, and it’s even better because he hated that nickname. Hint: if you don’t want to be called “Jorts”, don’t wear jorts)
-Lavoy Allen (He should still be in the league. Not kidding right now.)
-Trey Thompkins (Famous for being that guy wearing glasses who appears in the gif of DeAndre Jordan twice saying [paraphrased] “what the frick”)
-Kyle Singler (Kyle Singler)