OFFICIAL PLAYERS DRAFTED IN THE SECOND ROUND OF THE 2011 DRAFT WHO ARE STILL IN THE LEAGUE POWER RANKINGS: 1. Bojan Bogdanovic (MJ-lite [and MJ-white (LOL [lots of laughs])]) 2. E’Twaun Moore (Also MJ-lite) 3. Davis Bertans (The Latvian Laser is finally getting unleashed. When he’s hot, he’s more dangerous than pointing a laser pointer…
Read MoreDay: January 30, 2019
Shabazz Napier 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Shabazz Napier set his mail down on his kitchen table without giving it a second thought. All his bills were paid online, and all other important things went through his agent, so there was no point in looking at it. However, as he readied his afternoon snack of a bowl of unsalted, unbuttered popcorn covered…
Read MoreJabari Parker 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
When Jabari Parker has games like these, it’s easy to forget that every advanced stat in the universe hates his guts (and he probably hates those stats right back). It’s easy to forget that he literally told the media that he doesn’t see the point of playing defense. It’s easy to forget that his knee…
Read MoreJordan McRae 15 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Before this game, Jordan McRae was a depressing 2-of-14 from the field in his ten games for the Wizards. When McRae was put into the game with the Wizards down twenty-something points, I’m sure that Scott Brooks thought he was throwing in the towel. Then, McRae scored fifteen points in five minutes, quadrupling his total…
Read MorePat Connaughton 16 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Much to my dismay, and to the dismay of all true Bucks fans, Pat “Connaughtations” “Patty Ice” Connaughton has largely fallen out of the Bucks rotation, despite being the funnest player on the Bucks roster. Supposedly Sterling Brown has gotten a lot better and has taken a bunch of his minutes (I’m not really seeing…
Read MoreCedi Osman 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
It’s great that Cedi Osman spent a bunch of time this summer working out with LeBron James and learning all his secrets. You can totally tell that he’s absorbed some of that LeBron mojo and unleashed it on unsuspecting teams this season. But there’s also a problem with spending too much time with LeBron. Tell…
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