January 2019 – Page 11

Jaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

If I’m Jaylen Brown, I’m going shopping right now for a nice greeting card, maybe something with leprechauns on it or something, with the intent of writing a heartfelt message in it and delivering it to Gordon Hayward’s locker. The heartfelt message would be something like this: “Hey Gordon, It’s cool that you’re not injured…

Nikola Jokic 28 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

I would like all Paul Millsap apologists to answer for his performance in this game. He was 1-of-8 from the field and eighteen minutes as the starting power forward, but ceded many of the PF minutes to Trey Lyles because he was taking a big ol’ suck and a gigantic ding-dong. A lot of players…

Ante Zizic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

I’m sure that Celtics fans have been deliberately avoiding all media relating to Ante Zizic. They know their team messed up bad by getting rid of him, and the less they know about his high-scoring exploits, the better, they figure. No reason to open old wounds by seeing a tweet of him doing some community…

Jonathan Isaac 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

I think it’s great that the Magic are giving 25 MPG to Jonathan Isaac. It will really help his development when all is said and done to have gotten plenty of minutes early in his career. He’s not being overused like some highly-touted rookies are; he’s playing the correct amount of minutes for his level…

Terry Rozier 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

Terry Rozier has drawn the ire of Celtics fans this season thanks to his overall badness. His improved shooting from last season had regressed, perhaps due to a lessened role that he hasn’t quite adjusted to. In fact, his “Scary Terry” nickname has officially been revoked, simply because he is no longer “scary”. That leaves…

Marc Gasol Triple Double 22 Pts/17 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

Over the following weeks, Marc Gasol developed a routine. When the guard would enter the dungeon, bearing Marc’s daily, meager meal, Marc would position himself to be leaned against the cell wall closest to the mysterious inscription which was present on a stone near the floor. When the food was pushed through the bars of…

Lauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

You could tell, watching this game, that Stacey King was starting to lose it. When things are going bad for the Bulls, he gets antsy and starts saying weird things. Case in point: with the Bulls down by double-digits to the Hawks (who are not a good team), he suggested, multiple times, that Lauri Markkanen…

Jahlil Okafor 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

If I went back in time and told the past version of DTB who was alive in 2016 that, in the year 2019, I would not only be making a Jahlil Okafor 17-point highlight video, but I would be excited about it, the past version of me would laugh in my face. Straight up laughter….

Allonzo Trier Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

Allonzo Trier lurked in the shadows of the poorly-lit parking garage. Dressed in an all-black outfit, including a black ski mask, he was practically invisible. Already, several people had walked by him without noticing his presence. Any minute, the Rockets’ team bus would come pulling up and the players would come piling off. Then, and…

John Collins Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

I’ve seen a lot of names bandied about for the “final” Eastern Conference All-Star spot. Apparently there’s enough consensus All-Stars this year to fill up the whole roster except for one spot. And who should that spot go to? I think I saw Zach Lowe say it should be Eric Bledsoe, which, while it’s great…