Bucks fans are all busy apologizing SUPER HARD to D.J. Wilson for completely writing him off last year and calling him all sorts of mean names in the process. I guess they were having Joe Alexander flashbacks and overreacted to his lack of playing time in his rookie season, because the fanbase was unanimous in…
Read MoreMonth: January 2019
Jake Layman 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Jake “Lake Jayman” Layman has been getting more minutes recently. This is good to see after he was intermittently getting DNP’s through the month of December. It’s also good to see that he sometimes has good games even though he’s only getting around twenty minutes as the starter. Ever since his rookie debut where he…
Read MoreLuka Doncic 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
This game marks a very important milestone for Luka “Lukadris” Doncic. No, not that he became the first rookie since Steph Curry to score 25 points in five consecutive games, although that is a fun and cool stat (one could even call it a “fun fact”). No, the real milestone is that Doncic had a…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic Triple Double 10 Pts/10 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Since I don’t feel like actually writing something insightful or funny about Jusuf Nurkic right now (I used up all my narrative energy on a story where Spencer Dinwiddie yells “It’s Dinner Time” while forcefeeding James Harden snack foods), I’m going to hit the proverbial “easy button” on this description and just give you a…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 33 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
The concession stand was mostly empty after the game. It was staffed by one lone employee who watched sullenly as equally-sullen Rockets fans streamed out of the arena. Even the hot pretzels, spinning in their heated compartment, seemed sullen. “Can I get all this to take home?” Spencer Dinwiddie asked, walking up to the counter…
Read MoreTreveon Graham 21 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2019)
Before this game, Treveon Graham was 7-of-40 from the field during his Nets career. A subcomponent of that number is his 3-of-26 from three-point territory. If you want my honest opinion, those numbers are total garbage, and by extension, Graham was playing like total garbage. Like, garbage enough that the Nets were probably thinking of…
Read MoreDeAndre’ Bembry 16 Points/6 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
DeAndre’ Bembry’s astoundingly low popularity on my channel is disappointing, but not unexpected. He’s not really a flashy player, nor a particularly good one, but he’s been playing well enough to get a steady stream of videos from me that garner anywhere from three hundred to nine hundred views a piece. Honestly, it’s gotten to…
Read MoreLonzo Ball 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
It fills my heart with gladness when I see Lakers fans struggling with the fact that their young core of players (especially the duo of Brandon Ingram and Lonzo Ball) are just not that good right now. It’s no secret that those two have struggled mightily with LeBron out for a significant amount of time….
Read MoreJabari Parker 18 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
It’s been roughly a month since Jabari Parker was forcibly removed from the Bulls’ rotation. Occasionally, he would randomly play a few minutes here and there, but mostly, he’s been collecting DNP’s. And butt splinters from riding the pine for entire games. In that time, the Bulls organization has been looking to trade the guy….
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2019)
Through roughly the first third of the season, Bojan Bogdanovic was shooting above 50% from three on something like four attempts per game. That was like the one time in my entire life where I was happy to be on planet earth as a member of the human race. The whole rest of my life…
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