January 2019 – Page 23

Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

I feel like, if you’re a Cedi Osman fan, this is the season where you’re going to want to pay attention to him. It’s like the perfect storm for him getting minutes. LeBron just left, opening up a huge hole in the rotation that needs to be filled with a warm body, plus, the Cavs…

Trae Young 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Just like the Trevor Ariza video I uploaded an hour ago (and which is sitting at zero views currently – I expected at least one or two), which depicted Ariza barely missing a triple-double (he was one rebound short), this video shows Trae Young just barely missing the triple-double cutoff of ten assists. And when…

Otto Porter 27 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

When I have downtime during the day, I find that my thoughts wander. And instead of the topics that most young men’s thoughts wander to (Fortnite, ladies, ravioli with pesto sauce, babes, chicken wings, etc.) my thoughts wander to the following question: what if the Wizards had not matched the offer sheet that Otto Porter…

Trevor Ariza 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Trevor “Not Mexican” Ariza was very close to a triple-double this game: he was just one rebound short. His final line of 23/9/10 might not have achieved that arbitrary statistical measure, but what it did do was prove to Washington fans that cutting ties with soon-to-be RFA Kelly Oubre Jr. in order to acquire the…

Pascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

First off, I am fully aware that Pascal Siakam had nineteen rebounds in this game. They are not represented in the title of the video because they are not represented in the video itself. The NBA play-by-play videos will allow you to view all of his rebounds if that’s what is arousing to you. Secondly,…

Luka Doncic 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

I watched much of this game live, which is a change of pace for me, given that I form most of my opinions on NBA basketball by looking at box-scores and making up stuff that sounds good in my head. When Luka “Lukadris” Doncic had that behind-the-back dribble to Dwight Powell for the alley-oop dunk,…

Nikola Jokic 40 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Jamal Murray walked up to Nikola Jokic in the locker room after the game. “Hey Nik, some of us were gonna hit up the clubs tonight. You in?” “Nah, you guys go ahead,” Nikola answered. “I just want to relax tonight.” Jamal accepted this reasoning without complaint; after all, Nikola often declined to take part…

Luke Kornet 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

For stretches of this game, Luke “The Korndog” Kornet was making Joel “Embad” Embiid’s life very difficult. This is despite a seeming two inch difference in height and a 150-pound difference in weight. Nowhere was this better exemplified than the sequence that saw Embiid throw up a weak shot at the rim, look for a…

Austin Rivers 25 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

“Dear Diary, Today we got to play in Orlando where I grew up! When I was little I went to Disney World all the time with my babysitter. It was so much fun meeting all the Disney characters like Goofy and Cinderella and Mickey. The best part is they remembered me every time I went,…

Kevin Knox Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

There are lot of mean things I can say about Kevin Knox. The following list of mean things does not even encompass all of the mean things that I would be able to come up with if you gave me, like an hour just to think: -He certainly appears to be a fan of New…