March 11, 2019 – Page 2

Frank Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

So I guess Frank Jackson is the man now? A two-game sample size is probably too small to draw any reasonable conclusions, but it’s definitely not too small to draw UNreasonable conclusions, and the unreasonable conclusion I have drawn is that, with Jackson attempting 20 and 18 field goals in the past two games, the…

Kevin Huerter 27 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

After that 29-point game he had back in early January, I felt like people were being way too hasty in crowning Kevin Huerter AKA Butthuert AKA Kevin Huerant. Maybe it’s just due to my pessimistic nature, but I had a feeling that Huerter couldn’t possibly live up to the standards that people were suddenly placing…

Damyean Dotson 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

Based solely on this 26/6/6 statline (a line which I call the “number of the beast” statline, because players who achieve it are usually beasts), I’m gonna go ahead and say that Damyean Dotson is the next Tyreke Evans. That sounds awesome, doesn’t it? Who wouldn’t want a player who compares favorably to a former…

Taj Gibson 25 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

Taj Gibson walked up to his locker and quickly noticed that it wasn’t set up quite how he expected it. His jersey was hanging in its place, and the customary bottle of Gatorade (orange flavor – his favorite) had been put in its spot on the shelf, but there was something unexpected there next to…

Keita Bates-Diop 18 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “KEITA” POWER RANKINGS 1. Keeta 2. Kayta 3. Kite-Ah 4. Keh-Eeta 5. Kuh-It-Ah [POWER GAP] 6. Keita World Peace 7. Kobe OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “BATES” POWER RANKINGS 1. Baits OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “DIOP” POWER RANKINGS 1. Jop 2. Dee-Op 3. Die-Op [POWER GAP] 4. Die-Ope 5. Dope 6. ‘Dipo

Bam Adebayo 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Bam Adebayo flashed a lot of ball-handling/play-making abilities in Summer League this year. He’s one of those players who’s probably way too good to be playing in those exhibition games, so he took the time to try and add some skills to his game. It made for an impressive SL display, and what do you…

Langston Galloway 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Langston Galloway, after this 6-for-6 performance from deep, over a span of three games has now hit 12 consecutive threes without a miss. That may not sound like a whole heck of a lot, but let me tell you: it is. The Pistons commentators were quick to tell us that that falls one short of…