Ante Zizic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

I’m really starting to feel this Ante Zizic-Cedi Osman connection that seems to be developing. Maybe I’m suffering from recency bias due to the fact that Osman assisted Zizic four times in this game alone, but the Balkan Bros’ chemistry definitely seems like a real thing and not just me making up narratives in order to have something to write in my video descriptions.

I’m not sure what, if any, tensions exist between Croats and Bosniaks (/Macedonians), but my hope is that, with the true man-bond formed between Zizic and Osman on the basketball court, Bosniaks (/Macedonians) and Croats can likewise set aside their difference and realize that all Balkan people should be bros for life. And once all Balkan peoples have united in harmony, discarding all ethnic tensions now and forever, they should resist the urge to provide a front of resistance to the Turks, because Cedi Osman is also from Turkey (in addition to Macedonia and Bosnia and probably ten other countries too) and we already determined that he’s a bro.

In the interest of international harmony, I will hold up my end of the bargain by being more civil towards people from Illinois. I will no longer insult their driving, their mannerisms, the dismal state of their state’s finances, their food (jk I love Chicago-style food), or the inferior quality of their females. It will be hard to change my attitude, but I believe that, together, we can make the world a more loving place.

It would be easier to do that if Illinois was just wiped off the map completely and instantaneously, but we can’t have everything we want in life.

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