If Bam Adebayo played on a team that allowed him to get free dunks all the time, he would look so damn good. There are a few teams in the league where all you have to do to score 20 a game as a bigman is stand around the rim and wait for someone to…
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Josh Okogie 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
Josh Okogie outscored James Harden in this game, 21 to 20. That factoid tells you all you need to know about the MVP “candidacy” of Harden. It doesn’t tell us much about the MVP candidacy of Okogie, but safe to say, he doesn’t have much of a case. Even if you tried to help him…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2018)
The Hornets’ 75 points against the Heat is tied for the third-lowest score for a team this season. Here are the games that have the dubious distinction of being just as bad or worse than this absolute stinker that the Hornets disgraced our eyeballs with: 1. Utah Jazz, 68 points (leading scorer: Ricky Rubio, 11)…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
Shai “Gilge Pump” “Gilgamesh” Gilgeous-Alexander had not had a ten-assist game before tonight. He also hadn’t ever had ten rebounds in a game, so this is OFFICIALLY the first OFFICIAL double-double of his career. Double-doubles don’t really excite me that much, but I do feel something stirring in this loveless heart of mine. It might…
Read MoreDeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
DeMarre “The Carr Bear” Carroll is going to be a free agent this off-season. In honor of his impending free-agency, I have compiled a list of destinations that I think would be a good fit for the services he provides: -Toronto Raptors. Obviously, Carroll’s role on next-year’s Raptors squad depends on whether or not Kawhi…
Read MoreWes Iwundu 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
Fourteen points is Wes Iwundu’s career-high. Twice last year (his rookie year) he scored twelve points (both times receiving a highlight video from yours truly; sadly, both videos were lost in the termination of my previous channel). I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if twelve remained his career-high, because nothing about Iwundu’s game screams “capable…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 28 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
The Knicks have repeatedly proven to us that they’ve rightfully earned the title of “worst team in the NBA”, but just because they have a roster chock-full of “talent” that’s of questionable utility to a real-life NBA team doesn’t mean they can’t win a game every once in a while. And, honestly, if I were…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 13 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
When Nikola Mirotic was brought on to the Bucks, I knew it meant one thing: a reduction in minutes for D.J. Wilson. I’m sure that this change in circumstances for Deej hit a lot of fans hard, given that he had endeared himself to the fanbase with his strong play. But I doubt it hit…
Read MoreMarvin Bagley 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
One of the best things you can say about Marvin Bagley right now, and there are a lot of them, is that if you aren’t paying real close attention, he kinda looks like Karl-Anthony Towns. He’s KAT with a hair puff on top. Their respective games aren’t very similar other than that they’re both bigs…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 17 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (3/17/2019)
LeBron James sat in the back of the team plane as it flew to wherever their next game was. He didn’t know their schedule anymore, nor did he care. It was all over. There would be no Finals. There would be no playoffs. Would he even play in the rest of the team’s games? That…
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