Just like Pokemon fanatics have to catch all the Pokemen that they can, so too does DTB have to catch every NBA scrub he can. And guess what? I just threw my Pokeball at Troy Brown Jr. and it bopped him square on the forehead. He squealed “TROY BROWN JUNIOOOOOOR” as he turned into vapor and was sucked into my ball. Now I’ve gotten one step closer to “catchin’ them all!” I’m like Ash Ketchum all up in this bitch except my hair isn’t as spiky and I don’t get to chill out with a cute redhead girl all the time.
By the way, did anybody else desperately wish that Pokemon was real when they were a kid? Maybe my childhood was lacking in affection or something, I don’t know. I just really wanted to go an adventure and catch Pokemen like in the cartoon.
Anyway, now I’ve OFFICIALLY made Troy Brown Jr. highlights, and that means I OFFICIALLY know what he looks like. I also OFFICIALLY know that he can catch alley-oops. I haven’t OFFICIALLY seen him hit a jumpshot, but his shot charts indicate that he is capable of taking and making jumpers. I have no reason to disbelieve the shot chart. The internet never lies.