This is upsetting to me.
I’ve been spending the past few Frank Jackson videos building up the idea that Frank Jackson is nothing more than a midget shooting guard who has no point guard instincts to speak of. His rate-adjusted assist averages for the season, which have been hovering at or near two APG, have bolstered my argument. But he tied a season-high with four assists a couple days ago, which put a sizable dent in my position, and now he’s gone out and gotten six assists. This is all in addition to the fact that basketball-reference has steadfastly listed his position as “PG” since day one.
Six assists by themselves don’t totally dismantle my position, but they do threaten it in a way that makes me uneasy. Hence the first sentence of this description: “This is upsetting to me.” I say that because I am legitimately upset. When evidence piles up in contradiction to my carefully-considered, well-presented opinions, it attacks me at the very core of my being.
So I hope Jackson is happy with himself. By selfishly looking to get his teammates involved, he has inflicted an injury upon my psyche so grave that it could result in runaway mental psychosis that ends in me being institutionalized and unable to continue uploading highlight videos to YouTube. If he, after this game, reverts back to being a scoring-only shooting guard, I might yet make it out of this situation unscathed. Otherwise, it might spell my doom.