Anyone who watched Seth Curry in Dallas knew that the Trailblazers would be able to withstand the injury to C.J. McCollum. Curry is basically the same kind of player, except his brother is way better (Errick McCollum did score 82 in a game in China, but that hardly compares to winning multiple MVPs and rings…
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Jusuf Nurkic 32 Points/5 Assists/4 Blocks/1 Injury Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
IMPORTANT NOTE: even though the title says “1 Injury”, the actual footage of the injury is not included in this video, so you can watch this video at work without your boss wondering why you’re watching gore stuff. You can also watch this video if you (like I should’ve been doing) are purposefully trying to…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Is there anybody on this planet who considers Evan Fournier to be one of the better up-and-coming shooting guards in the league today? Anybody at all? Sure, he’s playing worse this season than he was last season, but come on. He’s like Victor Oladipo 0.6. There’s gotta be at least one mistreated Magic fan, or…
Read MoreShake Milton 13 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Since I was wondering what kind of horrible name this dude’s parents came up with for him to prefer the moniker “Shake”, I’m going to venture over to Wikipedia, everybody’s favorite community-edited encyclopedia, to find out what his real name actually is. I mean, it’s gotta be completely embarrassing and awful, right? Is it “Shakille”?…
Read MoreMichael Carter-Williams 15 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
It’s shameful to admit it, but I think I’m coming full-circle on Michael Carter-Williams. While I am of the opinion that he isn’t a very good basketball player, his fall from grace (going from ROTY of the year to out of the league) saddens me. I think I can finally feel emotions other than agitation…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Last time I made a Derrick Favors highlight video, he had seven assists, and they were actually all pretty good. I was honestly surprised by that, since Favors has never, at any point, ever had a reputation as a passer, except perhaps among the most homerific Jazz fans. So I entered this particular highlight-making excursion…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
It’s kind of sad that Dënniß ßchrööder’s fifth-best scoring game as a Thunderman was squandered by the inferior quality of play coming from his teammates. If I’m ßchrööder sitting in the Thunder locker room after the game, I’m calling out Paul George AKA Paulette Georgina for his chuckerific, brickerific game. I’m also calling out Russell…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
After Tyler “Tour de Dorse” Dorsey recorded a 29/9 statline in the last game he played, anything else he could do was simply going to be underwhelming. And guess what? I am underwhelmed right now. At most, I am moderately whelmed. Dorsey does some nice things in this video, but he just did all of…
Read MoreDelon Wright 18 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Delon Wright’s 13 assists in this game represent a career-high for him. The phrase “Career High” in my video titles is reserved usually for points (though I did once humorously state that Nick Young’s 4 assists were a career high, back before I had my “tell the truth in the title even if you don’t…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
Bruno Caboclo walked the halls of the FedEx Forum with intent and purpose. A kind maintenance person had given him the directions he needed, so he made lefts and rights with confidence that he never would have shown otherwise. Occasionally, he passed an arena employee who would congratulate him on the good game; he received…
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