Joe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Joe Harris, at this extremely late point in the season, is still shooting almost 47 percent from deep, best in the league. My hopes of him shooting 50 percent are pretty much over, because he STUPIDLY went 1-6 in the game before this (what a dumb-butt), but I still can hope that he’ll finish the year number one in that category.

It’s looking like a pretty good bet. I’m not a betting man, firstly because I don’t know what any of the terms mean (over-under? is that the same as a parlay?), and second because if I had any extra money (PATREON MENTION GOES HERE) I wouldn’t spend it trying to make more money. I’d spend it on extra Hot Pockets. And other frozen food delicacies, like those fried macaroni and cheese bites that have been tempting me for these past few months. There’s no way that those can be good, right? There’s just no way. But I have to know.

Anyway, Harris has a sizable 2 percent lead over second place, Seth Curry, and a 2.1 percent lead over third place, Danny Green. That may not sound like very much of a cushion, but it is. Trust me. The way the math works out, and I calculated this all out using a calculator so you can trust me on this, is that Harris would have to miss his next 64 attempts AND Curry would have to make his next 132 attempts for Curry to pass Harris. And last time I checked, there weren’t very many games left in the season for this to happen in, so I guess Harris can walk away with both the three-point contest trophy and the regular season three-point shooting percentage trophy. If they have a trophy for such a thing.

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