I know that Mitchell “Makin’ You Into His Mitch” Robinson gets a lot of attention for his blocked shots, but I just had a sudden epiphany: his dunks are equally as sick as, if not SICKER THAN, his blocks. I had multiple involuntary reactions while making this video, ranging from gasps of surprise, to utterances of “oh my god” under my breath, to certain physical responses from certain…appendages…of my…area. These dunks are just out of control. I’m surprised that Robinson didn’t get flat-out ejected for some of them. “Putrid”, “Dirty”, “Harrassing”, and “Moan-Worthy” are just some of the adjectives I could use. Honestly, if you opened up a dictionary, about half the adjectives in there would fit with Robinson’s atomic jammeroonis.
Now I’m thinking…what if I made a combined dunkilation for blockilation for Robinson at the end of the season? Would the admixture of blocks and dunks provide for a more scintillating viewing experience? Or would the viewing experience be diluted by its varied nature? DownToBuck has never been one to shy from innovation in the NBA highlights space. Even if the public rejects his ideas, he will pursue them, for he knows his ideas to be serving the greater good.
The only problem is coming up with a name for this new type of combined compilation. A blunkilation? A dockilation? A blodunkilation? That last one sounds dirty. I don’t want YouTube to think I’m providing videos of a pornographic nature. This will need some more thought.