March 2019 – Page 4

Bobby Portis 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Bobby Portis is shooting 42% from three with the Wizards on a not-insignificant amount of attempts (four per game). You know what that means, right? Right? It means that Bobby Portis no longer a theoretical stretch four. He is a LEGIT stretch four. Legitly legit. Unlike a lot of so-called “stretch fours”, who only are…

Nikola Jokic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

I will often choose video thumbnails for their entertainment value. How many extra views do I get from my hilarious close-ups of NBA players making dopey faces? It’s hard to say, but I’d say it’s in the tens per day channel-wide. That alone makes the extra effort worth it. But rarely do I choose a…

Trae Young 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Today represent a new glorious beginning for DTB’s highlight-making procedure, and this Trae Young highlight video is the first product of that glorious rebirth. Nothing will ever be the same. An unparalleled era of productivity, ushered in by a grand re-imagining of my processes. Enough bloviation. Basically, I have like fifteen different windows open on…

Kadeem Allen 18 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Kadeem “Kadeem Albdul Jabbar” Allen has been a nice surprise for the Knicks as they tank out the rest of their season. This, for me, is what the NBA is all about: horrible teams finding diamonds in the rough during the last few weeks of the year that they can maybe use next season while…

Bryn Forbes 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Someone please give Rashad Vaughn another chance in the league. I’m bringing this up because Bryan Forbes is the player currently in the NBA that most reminds me of Vaughn. Their jumpers are very similar. Forbes has several advantages over Vaughn, being good at shooting foremost among them, but he’s second place (in this comparison,…

Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Recently I was praying to my preferred deity/deities, thanking them for not making me have to do too many Rondae Hollis-Jefferson highlight videos this season. Last season was one of the worst trials of my life, as RHJ was having twenty-point games seemingly all the time, and I was getting tired of RHJ’s goofy midrange…

Sterling Brown 15 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

With both Malcolm Brogdon and Tony Snell both out for this game, it was a guarantee that Sterling “Don’t Tase Me Bro” Brown was going to get plenty of minutes. There simply aren’t enough shooting guards on the roster for him not to get minutes in this type of situation. He stepped up to the…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I’m going to take advantage of my small amount of internet notoriety, and my ability to publish written work that does get read by at least ten people, to call out the people who are in charge of the Clippers’ broadcast: recalibrate the colors on your damn cameras! The Bucks’ court looked way too green…

Joe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Joe Harris, at this extremely late point in the season, is still shooting almost 47 percent from deep, best in the league. My hopes of him shooting 50 percent are pretty much over, because he STUPIDLY went 1-6 in the game before this (what a dumb-butt), but I still can hope that he’ll finish the…

Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I feel like Collin Sexton is taking advantage of me right now. He knows that I’m committed to making highlight videos for him (as I am for all rookies), so he’s purposely scoring twenty points or more in pretty much every game since the All-Star break. He must be very vain if his primary motivation…