Chris “The Bouchebag” Boucher has been the mystery man for the Raptors this season. How good is he actually? Is he a being of pure potential or can he contribute on the court? Is his skinniness a hinderance or not a big deal? Is he better or worse than Lucas Nogueira? Raptors fans had all…
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Jamal Crawford 51 Points/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Jamal Crawford sprinted through the halls of American Airlines center. Whenever an arena employee or team personnel half-heartedly tried to get in his way to stop him, he just brushed them out of the way. Nobody would stop him from reaching his goal. Far behind him, he could hear the echoing sounds of many footsteps,…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki 30 Points/1 Dunk/1 Retirement Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Dirk Nowitzki stood on the clouds. To either side of him were ornate Romanesque columns that extended into the distance until they disappeared into the haze. Seeing nothing else to do, he walked down the colonnade with only his thoughts to keep him company. Dimly, he remembered that he had just finished playing in a…
Read MoreGreg Monroe 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
When I think about how badly Greg Monroe’s career derailed, I legitimately get sad. Normally I don’t feel emotions, much less emotions like sympathy, much less sympathy towards well-paid famous guys, but it is what it is. I can’t deny my emotions. And my emotions whenever Greg Monroe crosses my mind are predominantly sad in…
Read MoreChristian Wood Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The Pelicans’ season is over. It was another mediocre season for the New Orleans franchise, but there’s a difference between this mediocre season and past mediocre seasons: this time around, there won’t be any Anthony Davis next season. Having him on the team always gave the fans hope for the season. Now there is no…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo 15 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Bruno Caboclo is STEALING moves from Giannis. He’s not just borrowing them or using them. He’s STEALING them and he should give them back. Those are Giannis’ moves and other players aren’t allowed to execute them in games. In practice – fine. In summer pickup games – okay. But in real life NBA games? Giannis…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 23 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The playoff race in the East is too complicated for me to understand. Even though there’s only two or one games left for all teams involved (and it’s only, like, two teams – the Hornets and the Pistons), keeping track of all the scenarios and possibilities is too much for my fragile little brain to…
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