For those keeping score at home, this makes three triple-doubles in the last four games for Delon Wright. He got the first one, thought to himself “that wasn’t so bad, I wonder if I can do it again”, and then did it two more times. No problem! Unfortunately for him, the Grizzlies season is over…
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Marcus Derrickson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2019)
Marcus “Poor Man’s Charles Barkley” Derrickson: potential Kevin Durant replacement? Durant hasn’t officially left yet, that would be pretty bad form as there is still a lot of playoffs remaining, but it’s never too soon for the Warriors to think about potential replacements. Damn, I can’t wait for him to have his own team again…
Read MoreBrandon Sampson 12 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
The fact that Brandon Sampson and JaKarr Sampson are on the same team is not only confusing for all but the most aware NBA fans, it also taxes my DTB Organizational System© to its absolute limit. This proprietary software package is composed of 100,000 lines of code (varously of Assembly, Rust, CoffeeScript, C, and Haskell),…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Marc Zumoff kindly informed us that this game ties a career high in points for T.J. McConnell, but he not-so-kindly neglected to remind us that McConnell’s true career high came in the playoffs, where he scored nineteen against the Celtics. This is a vital piece of information to be omitted, given that the “career high”…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Dear Serbs: Please accept my apologies for not making this video in a more prompt fashion. I would have loved to provide the people of Serbia with a Nikola Jokic highlight video as soon as the game ended, but the night of April 10 was such a bonanza of scrubs going off that I couldn’t…
Read MoreCameron Reynolds 19 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
I’m going to go ahead and say what everybody is already thinking: Cameron Reynolds is the next Marcus Georges-Hunt. Just kidding! Not about the Reynolds being the next MGH part, but the “everybody is already thinking” part. Nobody except me, and perhaps some downtrodden Wolves fans who are doing mental exercises to distract themselves from…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Dënniß ßchrööder was a 29% three-point shooter last season, so the fact that he had the audacity to take fifteen three-point attempts in this game is both surprising and somewhat admirable. In a way. I guess. He’s a better shooter this season from deep (34%, which is more in line with his career average) but…
Read MoreJerami Grant 28 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
If you had told me before the season that Jerami Grant would be far and away the better player between him and Markieff Morris, I would have considered your statement carefully for a few seconds and then said, “That is possible, I suppose, but I am very skeptical.” I also would have wondered what the…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
With Giannis a DNP: Smoothies in the final game of the Bucks’ season, everybody knew that it was going to be D.J. Wilson’s chance to pretend that he’s worthy of being a featured offensive weapon on a team. The Bucks had nothing to play for other than the entertainment of the fans, so it didn’t…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2019)
Duncan “Dunkman” Robinson hasn’t played much for the Heat this season, but that didn’t stop him from collecting one of the most prestigious accolades in the entire NBA: the SBPFMINBAH award (pronounced “Subpuff Minbah”). If your little brain is too simple to parse complicated acronyms, SBPFMINBAH stands for “Second Best Player From Maine in NBA…
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