Is this it for Dragan Bender in a Suns uniform? I haven’t heard any rumors one way or the other, so all involved parties must be keeping tight lips about the whole thing (or my insider sources in the Suns organization are screwing off and wooing cheerleaders instead of trying to dig up dirt on…
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Jacob Evans 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Attention bandwagon Warriors fans: Jacob Evans is a player on the Warriors. That means it is your duty, as a Warriors fan, to get unreasonably hyped for him despite the fact that he has shown almost nothing in the NBA. It is also your duty to utter the following phrases towards anybody who insinuates that…
Read MoreZhaire Smith 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The Philadelphia 76ers have had extraordinarily bad luck regarding their draft picks and injuries. Joel Embiid, Ben Simmons, and Markelle Fultz were all high draft choices that missed some or all of their respective rookie seasons due to injuries to various body parts. It’s gotten to the point where some fans jokingly (or not-so-jokingly) refer…
Read MoreIsh Smith 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
I think it’s completely fair to say that Ish Smith won this game for the Pistons. He was put into the game halfway through the third with the Pistons down by fourteen points, played the rest of the game, and the Pistons won by seven. The playoff seeding scenarios, as I’ve mentioned before, are too…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 32 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
This is getting out of hand. Kentavious-Caldwell Pope must have somehow stolen the soul of Kobe Bryant and inserted it into his own body through his nasal passages, because he’s chucking the ball like it’s his retirement tour and he’ll never play basketball again. I get that he wants to get a big new contract…
Read MoreJemerrio Jones 11 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Real fans of scrubs will have undoubtedly made the connection that I’m about to make, but, for the benefit of the casual NBA fan who might have accidentally wandered into this video while looking for videos about Kobe Bryant, I will repeat it: Jemerrio Jones reminds me of Jamario Moon. Never mind that their play…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
It seemed like that, when Enes Kanter got to the Blazers, they attempted to establish him as a post-scoring threat right away. Maybe it was just that first game against the Nets, but it totally felt like they wanted to make Enes Kanter post-ups a significant part of the Blazers’ bench offense. Then, in subsequent…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 26 Points/4 Blocks/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
The main complaint I have made about Moe Harkless for the past however many years, since he came into the league basically, is that he doesn’t do enough on the court. Not only does he often play passively on offense, he LOOKS like he’s playing passively because his facial expression never changes. At most, you…
Read MoreSemi Ojeleye 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
While making this video, I happened to notice that the commentary for most of Semi Ojeleye’s buckets is very bland to the point of being generic. It’s like I’m watching an NBA 2K MyPlayer Let’s Play. At no point are any interesting anecdotes told about Ojeleye. They can’t even bring up what position he plays…
Read MoreBrad Wanamaker 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2019)
Brad Wanamaker, the 29-year-old Celtics rookie who looks like he just woke up on the wrong side of forty, has actually played pretty well this season from my perspective. My perspective, of course, it just looking up his stats on basketball-reference and making a snap judgment based on his shooting percentages. I also merge that…
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