Pascal Siakam fatigue is really starting to set in for your pal Dee Tee Bee. Out of eleven playoff games he’s played in so far, nine of them have been deserving of a highlight video. Basically, if Siakam plays anywhere near his expected minutes, he’ll put together a highlight-worthy scoring total no matter what his teammates are doing or what the defense is doing. And I’m, frankly, getting a bit tired of it.
To punish Siakam for possessing such audacious audacity that he feels like he can score 20+ points any time he wants, I will attempt a new style of highlight video for him going forward. He will still get uploads on my channel, but they won’t be a typical DTB creation with the trademark high production values. Instead, I will videotape my screen with my old flip phone and use clips from that old phone to make highlight videos with.
These videos will be so low-quality that no viewer will be able to tell what is actually going on in the game. I will take advantage of this by including clips of other Raptors players, especially those who look similar to Siakam. When you watch these new Siakam highlight videos, you won’t even be sure which player you’re looking at. It will be such a negative viewing experience that most will give up.
This is what Siakam gets for being such a consistent scoring threat in the playoffs.