I drove the van through the night. Early in the journey, I had a pretty good idea of where we were and where Buddy was directing me to go, but by the time it started getting dark, I was totally lost. I don’t like to use my phone while driving (distracted driving is dangerous driving),…
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Buddy Hield All 278 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
Some very weird things have happened to your pal DTB in the past 48 hours. Before you get the whole story, however, you’re going to get a rundown of the weirdness that has been present in my life for nearly two years now. I live with a 12-foot-tall statue of Buddy Hield. He’s made out…
Read MoreJohn Collins All 156 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Despite my best efforts to hype the dude up at every opportunity, I don’t think people fully appreciate the rarity of what John Collins accomplished in his second year in the league. In case you don’t remember the exact statistic quantities, here they are: 19.5 PPG 9.8 RBG 56/35/73 shooting 62.7% true shooting That seems…
Read MoreBen Simmons All 17 Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)
Heading into the 2019-20 NBA season (which is really coming up super fast oh my god where did the offseason go help I have so many more -ilations to upload), there is a lot of speculation on the state of Ben Simmons’ jumper. There is mystery. There is intrigue. There are articles featuring many dozens…
Read MoreLandry Shamet All 167 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
Shooting shot after shot in the Clippers’ practice gym, Landry Shamet couldn’t help but notice that one of his teammates, Montrezl Harrell, was staring at him. As far as Landry could tell, he wasn’t doing anything particularly noteworthy; certainly nothing that was worth being stared at. His clothes were normal, his hair looked the same…
Read MoreRobin Lopez All 143 Hook Shots Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Hookilation)
OFFICIAL LIST OF PLAYERS WHO WOULD BE PROUD OF ROBIN LOPEZ: George Mikan George Mikan George Mikan Hakeem Olajuwon Kareem Abdul Jabbar Artis Gilmore Kareem George Mikan Kareem George Mikan Tom Boerwinkle Artis Gilmore Artis Gilmore Tom Boerwinkle Artis Gilmore Tom Boerwinkle Bill Cartwright Tom Boerwinkle Artis Gilmore Luc Longley Nate Thurmond Will Perdue Artis…
Read MoreKemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
Sunlight filtering through the blinds woke Kemba up earlier than he wanted. Putting “acquire blackout shades” on his mental list of around-the-house projects that he would need to complete sometime, he blearily reached for his phone to check his messages. He had plenty of messages, both from old teammates as well as a few of…
Read MoreKemba Walker All 260 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“This is our new practice facility,” said Celtics GM Danny Ainge as he led his newest acquisition through the front door of the Auerbach Center. “Just opened last year. Only the finest amenities.” Kemba Walker wondered why Danny was seemingly so focused on trying to impress him. The sign-and-trade had already happened. There was no…
Read MoreNikola Jokic All 14 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
OFFICIAL NIKOLA JOKIC DUNK POWER RANKINGS [EXTRA-POWERFUL 2018-19 EDITION] 1 – 0:41 Jokic posts up Blake Griffin, then goes around him (maybe with the aid of some chicken wingage, all though I don’t see any from the broadcast angle) and hammers it while Andre Drummond furiously tries to contest but only succeeds in signing up…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki All 135 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
The tall German man stood uncertainly at the head of the vast aisle of freezer units which extended in front of him. Despite being much taller than his wife, his fearful demeanor made it seem as if he was cowering behind her like a child, even though he was just standing behind her normally. “I’m…
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