If there was any lingering doubt that DownToBuck is, and will always be, YouTube’s preeminent supporter of the NBA’s most fringetastic role-players, let that doubt now be cast into the searing flame-pits of enlightenment. With the uploadment of this highlight video, which will tantalize the viewer with a videographic record of every made field goal of Jarell Martin’s 2018-19 season with the Orlando Magic, there can be no doubt that DownToBuck remains committed to the scrub cause to the detriment of his video view counts, Patreon donation totals, and overall popularity on the platform.
Below you will find a listing of all of Jarell Martin’s field goals, organized into categories based on what type of shot he was making. In making this listing, I have simultaneously created an easy-to-search record of Martin’s 18-19 season whose user-friendliness surpasses any of the NBA’s official offerings. A tool such as this would be indispensable not only for the astute NBA fan, but front offices around the league who are interested in acquiring Martin and his unique blend of talents.
(P.S. I honestly had no idea that Martin is on the Cavs now. Maybe that hurts my credibility as an erudite NBA scholar, but I’m being honest right now. I thought he was still on the Magic. Or maybe in Europe.)
(P.S.S. If I do not have at least one person comment on this video with the phrase “this is the video I was waiting for” or similar, I will delete my channel. Also acceptable would be somebody creating a novelty Jarell Martin YouTube account and then commenting “I am the GOAT”.)
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THREE-POINTERS
0:25 0:35 0:47 0:50 0:54 1:09 1:36 1:44 1:47 1:51 1:55 1:59 2:04 2:12 2:16 2:20 2:24 2:28 2:32 2:42 2:46 2:50 2:54
DUNKS
0:17 0:30 0:38 0:41 1:14 1:40 2:36 2:59
ILL-ADVISED MIDRANGE JUMPERS:
0:00 0:04 0:20 2:07
SPASTIC DRIBBLE DRIVES
0:07 0:58
FAST BREAK RUNOUTS
0:13 1:25
LAYUPS [“LAME-UPS”]
1:05 1:30
KINDA POSTUPS:
1:17 3:02