What’s up with all these damn Canadians infesting my NATIONAL (note: NATIONAL means AMERICAN) Basketball Association? It seems like every time I look at where some mysterious young player was born in, it turns out to be Canada. Not to be racist or anything, but they need to go back to where they came from. Their own domestic basketball league is not being helped by all the best Canadian talent getting smuggled into the US by shady agents. And this seems to be a recent thing too. Because Canada has been around for at least two or three decades by this point, but only now we are seeing this huge influx. It’s all very suspicious.
I tuned in to this game just in time to see the shot at 0:20 of this vid. And let me tell you friends, I had no idea who the HECK just hit that cruddy floater. Later comments by the commentators seem to indicate that a significant portion of his came is those cruddy floaters, but I was completely baffled. I thought it might be Kyle Anderson (because that’s the kind of wonked-out shot he would take), but that didn’t seem right. I thought about it for a bit before looking at the boxscore and then I was like “Oh yeah I forgot about Marko Guduric I bet he was the offender” but I was still wrong.
Turns out it was Brandon Clarke. Who is Canadian, which is cool, again, I’m not racist or anything, but he for real needs to go and give the Canadian basketball league (whatever it’s called, I’m too lazy to look it up) a lift. He could probably average 40 points a game there, more if he teamed up with Royce White to make an honest-to-god superteam.