I’m getting concerned that by the end of the year I’m going to be so done with Eric Bledsoe and regret every dollar spent on him. He’s not even playing that bad right now, but I see Malcolm Brogdon being so good with the Pacers and I can’t help but wonder if the Bucks made…
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Domantas Sabonis 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
The Pacers are yet to win a game this season, one of the few teams still winless while the rest of the league douses themselves in champagne. I was told that they were going to be a fringe contender in the East this season, so what gives? I’ve been doing some analysis of the situation…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 14 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
You know how I know that Devonte’ Graham has OFFICIALLY made it as a legit point guard in this league? He assisted Bismack Biyombo on five, count ’em FIVE buckets in this game alone. It takes a point guard of exceptional skill to assist Biyombo even one time, much less five times. Only in the…
Read MoreP.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
You know that common saying, “You made your bed, now lie in it”? I’m feeling that idiom really hard right now. I have made my bed and now I have to lie in it. You might think that, in this metaphor, the “bed” is “me having made highlight videos for P.J. Tucker scoring a mediocre…
Read MoreNickeil Alexander-Walker 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
The confusingly-named Nickeil Alexander-Walker (fun fact: the first draft of this video called him “Alexander Nickeil-Walker” because I’m a dumb-butt) did not have a great start to his rookie season. In the much-vaunted opening-night matchup between the Pelicans and Warriors which was ruined by the knees of Zion Williamson, Alexander-Walker went 1-of-10 from the field….
Read MoreR.J. Barrett 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
So far this season, out of four games that R.J. Barrett has played, I’ve had to make four R.J. Barrett highlight videos. At the current moment, that’s not bothering me too much, because he’s an exciting young rookie and he drives a lot of hits to my channel, but if this trend continues, I could…
Read MoreJaxson Hayes 19 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
I was gonna criticize the way Jaxson Hayes’ parents decided to spell the name “Jackson”, but while I was doing some further research I decided I would hold off on the criticism. During the course of my research I discovered that if you instead spell it “Jaxon”, “Jaxxon”, or “Jaxxxon”, it really looks more like…
Read MoreDamion Lee Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
I guess the Warriors commentators were too busy enjoying a rare win to note the fact that Damion Lee (a basketball player for the Golden State Warriors of the National Basketball Association) scored a career-high in points tonight. That’s somewhat understandable; they might have been thinking that wouldn’t win a game the whole season, so…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes is what I imagine Willie Cauley-Stein would play like if Willey Cauley-Stein had infinite energy instead of literally none at all. Holmes isn’t as skilled and doesn’t have as much high-draft-pick clout, but he makes up for that by going all out all the time. In an indirect way, I’m…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander better watch out, or he’s going to find himself in a nice cozy spot on my exclusion list. I’ve been kinda busy with other stuff, so I haven’t yet publicized this year’s version of “the list”, which means I can add and remove names to it whenever I want. If I don’t want…
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