OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE NBA POWER RANKINGS UPDATED 2019-20 EDITION 1. Derrick White 2. Hassan Whiteside* 3. Coby White 4. Okaro White** 5. Isaiah Whitehead** 6. Andrew White*** *Would be in first except he just lost to the guy who would’ve been second so I swapped their positions **Not actually in the NBA as…
Read MoreDay: October 29, 2019
Pat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
This is only tangentially related to Pat Connaughton and his performance tonight, but is anyone feeling a sort of Bucks melancholy right now, or is it just me? I don’t know what it is (well, I have some theories), but I just find myself not being very excited to watch the Bucks right now. What’s…
Read MoreWendell Carter 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
It’s been a long time since I really thought all that much about Wendell Carter Jr., occasionally he would slip in unbidden with his eyes all wide and I would get spooked, but other than those few times, he’s been absent from my awarness. He got injured in January, killing whatever meager hype he was…
Read MoreBobby Portis 28 Points/2 Bangs Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
Man, if the Knicks faithful are so easily worked into a frenzy by a player of Bobby Portis’ caliber, imagine how much they’d be freaking out on a regular basis if they had someone like, oh, Kevin Durant or Kyrie Irving. It would be pandemonium every single night. I’m trying to kick Knicks fans while…
Read MoreJonathan Isaac Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
The path to a new career-high for a marginal offensive talent like Jonathan Isaac is surprisingly clear: shoot a bunch of threes, like really a whole bunch of them, and have a good amount of them go in. BOOM. Career high! That’s really all there is to it. Attention marginal offensive talents of the league:…
Read MoreChristian Wood 19 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)
You mean to tell me that THIS is the guy the Pistons cut Joe Johnson for? Harumph. That’s all I have to about this particular situation. HARUMPH. Screw it, we’re going two R’s here. HARRUMPH. Ice Cube is seething right now. For real though, keeping someone like Christian Wood on the roster makes way more…
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