DownToBuck is a man of class. As such, he takes actions on his YouTube channel befitting his status. So you must forgive for him not putting the full title of this video where unattended minors could see it. Instead, he hides it away, not even allowing it to appear in the description preview that YouTube provides with search results.
The full title of the video is this: “Aron Baynes 24 Points/12 Rebounds/7 Assists/3 Blocks/1 World-Renowned Superstar Grievously Injured And Rendered Permanently Disfigured By His Fat Booty Which Is Appropriately Nicknamed ‘All Of Australia’ Full Highlights (10/30/2019)”.
I lied about DownToBuck being a man of class. He is not. The real problem with that title is that YouTube has some sort of limit on how long titles can be. I would consider that discrimination as well as a 1st amendment issue, but my attempts to contact the ACLU about this have been met with total silence. Does no one care that I’m being oppressed right now by YouTube’s capricious and nonsensical content restrictions?
Suns commentator Eddie Johnson was right to surmise that this might be the best game of Baynes’ career. Personally I am more fond of his 26-point, 14 rebound game with the Celtics in April of 2018, a statline accomplished in a mere 20 minutes. Baynes did have a bunch of assists in this one, get him as close as he ever will get to a triple-double, but assists are just not as cool as buckets. The Celtics performance had more buckets, and I love buckets more than anything.
I am currently in the process of forgetting all about Deandre Ayton. Who needs a roided-out rage monster when you have a heaping serving of grade-A Australian (or New Zealandian) beef? Did I mention the beef is natty?