I’m tired of all the negativity surrounding Terry Rozier spewed forth by puking internet commentators. I’m just tired of it, okay? In an effort to combat the anti-Rozier propaganda that floods social media daily due to the actions of Russian bots and butthurt Celtics trolls, I have compiled a list of positive things about Rozier. This is not meant to be a complete list.
-He kicked Eric Bledsoe’s butt super hard in the playoffs that one time, which likely had a permanent deleterious effect on Bledsoe’s career
-I thought it was funny when he wore a Drew Bledsoe Patriots jersey to further the embarrassment
-He “got the bag”, which is a good thing, so I’m told
-“Terry Rozier” is a classy name that is a pleasure to say
-Look at those eyes
-Putting up stats in the NBA, good or bad, is an accomplishment in itself
-Kindly letting Devonte’ Graham outplay him so Graham can take his starting PG spot because he is a good teammate
-Celtics fans hate him, which can only mean good things about his quality of character