This video stands as the penultimate section of the upcoming “Vince Carter All 878 Dunks Full Highlights (1998-2020 Career Dunkilation)” video. I’m presuming that he dunks it at least one time during this season (though that’s not a given, since ACL integrity decreases exponentially with age such that by the time he’s 46 years old…
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Davis Bertans All 145 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
Waiting in his living room for his guest to arrive, Davis Bertans checked all his equipment with anticipation. Each component had been tested recently, but he wanted the reassurance that everything would go as planned. Plugging in his phone to the USB-C connector on the side, all the status codes came back normal. The doorbell…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 70 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season + Playoff Three-ilation)
Giannis and Ersan walked out of the practice together. “I know you’re thinking about this girl you like, but you can’t get get distracted and start showing up late for stuff,” Ersan said. “I wasn’t thinking about Rachel,” Giannis answered truthfully, even though he had the feeling that his teammate wouldn’t quite believe him. “Remember…
Read MoreSeth Curry All 113 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
The Taco Bell drive-thru was empty at three in the morning. A hoodie-wearing man rode his bicycle down the empty lane until he got to the speaker. “Uhhhh,” Seth Curry said, starting his order very indecisively. All he knew was that he had stayed up too late grinding for VC for his NBA 2K MyPlayer…
Read MoreJabari Parker All 87 Dunks Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker woke up from the nightmare with his heart racing. His cat, Kempy, who had been sleeping on his feet, noticed that her owner was awake and walked up towards his head, wanting attention. Jabari scritched the cat’s ears while the vivid scenes of the dream replayed in his mind. Going up for a…
Read MoreDanny Green All 198 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
No one from last year’s championship-parade-having Raptors has come out and said “The East still runs through Toronto”, but there can be no doubt that their chances are significantly reduced compared to last season. It’s not going to be the embarrassing fall from grace that the Cavaliers experienced and that Tristan Thompson didn’t want to…
Read MoreCollin Sexton All 132 Midrange Jumpers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Jumperilation)
The decision to create a Collin Sexton midrange-ilation was pretty much made by month two of his rookie campaign. His scoring game up to that point seemed entirely reliant on the midrange shot. Crowning him as the next Chris Paul would have been premature – their similarities began and ended with the ability to smoothly…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part II)
A minute or so passed after that initial sip of the bright blue Mountain Dew of unknown provenance, but the body-wide tingling sensation didn’t dissipate. Klay took another drink of it, figuring that, if he was going to die of a rare neurological disorder, he might as well get to enjoy top secret soda flavors…
Read MoreKlay Thompson All 241 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation Part I)
After his occult ritual had been interrupted by his coach Steve Kerr, Klay Thompson walked from his front door back to his living room, but now his focus was lost, and he didn’t remember where he had left off. His goal had been to use the “portal potion”, a bottle of drink procured from a…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic All 164 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Three-ilation)
Bojan Bogdanovic stood outside of the airport in Zagreb, trying to hail a taxi. A darkening sky threatened to turn the unpleasant rain shower into a drenching downpour at any moment, so he was grateful when a cab finally pulled up to him. He threw his small amount of luggage into the back and climbed…
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