October 2019 – Page 3

Devonte’ Graham 14 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

You know how I know that Devonte’ Graham has OFFICIALLY made it as a legit point guard in this league? He assisted Bismack Biyombo on five, count ’em FIVE buckets in this game alone. It takes a point guard of exceptional skill to assist Biyombo even one time, much less five times. Only in the…

P.J. Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

You know that common saying, “You made your bed, now lie in it”? I’m feeling that idiom really hard right now. I have made my bed and now I have to lie in it. You might think that, in this metaphor, the “bed” is “me having made highlight videos for P.J. Tucker scoring a mediocre…

Nickeil Alexander-Walker 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

The confusingly-named Nickeil Alexander-Walker (fun fact: the first draft of this video called him “Alexander Nickeil-Walker” because I’m a dumb-butt) did not have a great start to his rookie season. In the much-vaunted opening-night matchup between the Pelicans and Warriors which was ruined by the knees of Zion Williamson, Alexander-Walker went 1-of-10 from the field….

R.J. Barrett 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

So far this season, out of four games that R.J. Barrett has played, I’ve had to make four R.J. Barrett highlight videos. At the current moment, that’s not bothering me too much, because he’s an exciting young rookie and he drives a lot of hits to my channel, but if this trend continues, I could…

Jaxson Hayes 19 Points Pelicans Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

I was gonna criticize the way Jaxson Hayes’ parents decided to spell the name “Jackson”, but while I was doing some further research I decided I would hold off on the criticism. During the course of my research I discovered that if you instead spell it “Jaxon”, “Jaxxon”, or “Jaxxxon”, it really looks more like…

Damion Lee Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

I guess the Warriors commentators were too busy enjoying a rare win to note the fact that Damion Lee (a basketball player for the Golden State Warriors of the National Basketball Association) scored a career-high in points tonight. That’s somewhat understandable; they might have been thinking that wouldn’t win a game the whole season, so…

Richaun Holmes 24 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes is what I imagine Willie Cauley-Stein would play like if Willey Cauley-Stein had infinite energy instead of literally none at all. Holmes isn’t as skilled and doesn’t have as much high-draft-pick clout, but he makes up for that by going all out all the time. In an indirect way, I’m…

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander better watch out, or he’s going to find himself in a nice cozy spot on my exclusion list. I’ve been kinda busy with other stuff, so I haven’t yet publicized this year’s version of “the list”, which means I can add and remove names to it whenever I want. If I don’t want…

Derrick White 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE NBA POWER RANKINGS UPDATED 2019-20 EDITION 1. Derrick White 2. Hassan Whiteside* 3. Coby White 4. Okaro White** 5. Isaiah Whitehead** 6. Andrew White*** *Would be in first except he just lost to the guy who would’ve been second so I swapped their positions **Not actually in the NBA as…

Pat Connaughton 17 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

This is only tangentially related to Pat Connaughton and his performance tonight, but is anyone feeling a sort of Bucks melancholy right now, or is it just me? I don’t know what it is (well, I have some theories), but I just find myself not being very excited to watch the Bucks right now. What’s…