Ja Morant 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

I know this is a video depicting the exploits of one Ja Morant, one of the most exciting rookies in the NBA right now, but I am very upset about injustice right now and I have to get it off my chest. Isn’t that what all of pubic discourse is about these days? Fighting injustice?…

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Admiral Schofield 15 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

It’s way too early in the season for a guy like Admiral Schofield to be scoring 15 points in a game. WAY too early. This is a kind of thing I would expect during the last few weeks of the season, not the first few weeks. I wasn’t looking at that boxscore in disbelief while…

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Jarrett Culver 20 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

You will never guess which fast-food burger establishment I acquired my dinner from tonight. You will simply NEVER guess. There is just no way for you to know. There are no clues hidden ANYWHERE in this highlights package, not in the title, not in the thumbnail, not in the video itself, nowhere. You can guess…

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Eric Paschall 25 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

It’s a long established truism that SOMEONE has to score points for an NBA team, no matter how bad their lineup is. Even the worst, scrubbiest, and all-around terrible teams (usually found in late March and early April) manage to put up decent amounts of points. And it’s not like the fans or the coaches…

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Bruce Brown Career High 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

Bruce Brown has gained a small amount of notoriety for being one of the most do-nothing players in the league. He just doesn’t put up stats. He doesn’t score (much), rebound (much), or pass (much). He does do a little bit of each of those things, and he also supposedly plays defense. I mean, he…

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Luke Kennard 24 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

I may have been premature in anointing/appointing Luke Kennard as the savior of the Pistons. But can you blame me? Whenever I ask that question, the answer is no, you can not blame me. Because the facts were this: he scored 30 points in the Pistons’ opener and led his team to victory. Those are…

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