Am I allowed to just ignore Marcus Morris’ existence? You guys are (which is proven by the view counts), why not me? I don’t want to think about him, I don’t want to think about his brother, the only Morris I want to think about is Monte but he’s sucking too. This is my channel, right? I am this close, THIS CLOSE, to just saying “screw it” and forgetting about all the Morrises (except Monte, god damn he has to pull it together sometime, right?) for the rest of the year. I’d be happier. It’s hard to put a number value on happiness, but I estimate I would be a full 12 happier if they were gone from my life.
For now, he stays. I don’t even know why, I guess because Markieff isn’t doing that good and it would be weird to have included on the channel and one excluded from the channel. But if he keeps scoring in the high 20’s, I’m so done. Just so done. I don’t have enough time in my life to spend getting irrationally upset and midrange jimbos.
I normally love midrange jimbos. This is what Marcus has done to me. He has made me hate the one shot I love more than any shot in the game.
The main problem with the Knicks, as far as I can tell, is that Morris is one of their best players right now. Ideally, he would be fairly far down the list, but even with his garbage percentages he is scoring more than anyone except RJ Barrett. When you’re getting blown out by the Kings despite Morris dropping in 28, that’s when you know you’re season is in trouble. Can we get some “we want Brazdeikis” chants going in Madison Square Garden?