Ivica “Zu Tycoon” Zubac is another one of those talented young players that the Lakers pretty much gave away for nothing. If it seems like the Lakers’ screwups are the only thing I can talk about, you’re right. There should be no safe spaces for Lakers fans. By virtue of their bandwagoning fandom (it’s really…
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Anfernee Simons 17 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
I should honestly institute a rule that a player cannot, simply cannot, have a highlight video made of them if they shoot less than 40% from the field. The stated exceptions to this rule would be: -Player in question got a triple-double -Player in question got a five-by-five -Player in question got fifteen or more…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 18 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
It doesn’t seem like a good look for the Hornets to leave their best player, or at least the player who is the biggest part of their future (Miles Bridges), on the court during the very end of a blowout loss. In this era of “load management” and “managing loads”, wouldn’t you want your important…
Read MoreJavonte Green 12 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
Everyone calm down. It’s easy to become overexcited in the face of a player hitting his first NBA shots, but let’s remember that Javonte Green isn’t a “real” rookie. He’s one of those old (in this case, 26, practically near retirement age) rookies who spent a couple years floating around Europe before an NBA team…
Read MoreShai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
Assist totals this year for “point guard” Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: 1, 4, 4, 4, 3, 4, 2, 3 Shot attempt totals this year for “point guard” Shai Gilgeous Alexander: 23, 17, 14, 21, 13, 14, 14, 18 The debate is settled: we are now referring to him as a shooting guard from now on. Any references…
Read MoreAron Baynes 23 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
Even with this loss, the Suns are off to a fast start this season, a welcome sight to the fans who have witnessed naught but crud since Steve Nash left. They had that one season where they missed the playoffs with 48 wins or something like that. That’s how you know it’s bad, when the…
Read MoreDejounte Murray 17 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (11/7/2019)
While assembling this video for you guys’ viewing pleasure, I was growing worried that every single one of Dejounte Murray’s 10 assists would be to LaMarcus Aldridge. Considering that Aldridge made 19(!!!!!) shots, that would be a reasonable, though lame, outcome. That would make this video really more of an Aldridge highlights package than a…
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