I have had to make way too many Tristan Thompson highlight videos to start the season. This is the fourth one and we’re only seven games into the season; for comparison, I made just five of them all of last season (including playoffs [LOL (lots of laughs [the Cavaliers didn’t make the playoffs that’s why I am LMAOing (loving my amused orations)])]). That fact makes me very upset. In fact, I’m so upset that I’m going to grab some of Tristan Thompson’s low-hanging fruit and yank on it.
That low-hanging fruit is his erstwhile relationship with one Kim Kardashian. Or was it Khloe Kardashian? Or Kharlotte? We’re going to consult the Googs and get back to this shortly.
So, it turns out that Thompson was dating Khloe Kardashian, but then something happened and they weren’t dating anymore. Wow! What a loser! Haha! I can’t believe he dated a reality star! And I can’t believe he ruined the relationship through his own selfish actions! LOL! While his teammates were being model members of society, he was chasing famous girls and becoming embroiled in tabloid drama! All of this drew attention to the fact that he was overpaid at the time! Haha! They probably had sex!
I typed all that but I don’t feel any less upset. I suppose, since I can’t bring myself to care about tabloid drama in the first place, the act of clowning on Thompson for it is not therapeutic. Maybe I should clown on him for sharing agents with LeBron and getting overpaid for that reason. Actually, I’ll save that for a future video description because I’ve reached my unofficial word limit for this one.