The Pelicans just keep losing games. The good news for their fans is, they’re scoring a lot of points and playing at a very fast pace while doing so. If a team is going to lose games, they might as well do it in as fun a way possible, in a way that will grant the ticketholders as much free Raising Cane’s as possible.
By the way, one of my life’s greatest regrets (and believe me, there are a lot of them… Jennifer…) is going to New Orleans and not even going to a Raising Cane’s to sample their chicken strips. I had a lot of other good food, but the REAL fun of going to different places is trying out fast food that you don’t normally get to experience. Who knows when I will get another chance at Raising Cane’s? I could DIE before getting to try it, that’s a very real possibility, I could literally pass away while still having my Raising Cane’s virginity intact. I am currently using the location search thing on their website while having a mild panic attack.
The Pelicans’ woes aren’t entirely their fault; injuries suck, and they have a lot of injures right now. But you know who’s healthy and ready to put the team on his back if need be? Nicolo Melli! And also Josh Hart! For the purposes of this description, we’ll go with Josh Hart. Lakers fans hyped this guy up pretty good, and they’re, like, the smartest and most well-informed fanbase in all of basketball, so there must be something there, right?