We follow up the video for the somewhat generically-named Justin James with a video for the for-sure generically-named Justin Jackson, a player whose name is so generic that he shared it with a guy in the very next draft (but who hasn’t played yet, thankfully for my sanity). Jackson is the definition of generic. He…
Read MoreDay: November 23, 2019
Justin James 14 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
It’s too bad that Justin “The Most Worthy Heir To The ‘James’ Throne Since Mike James Just Randomly Disappeared From The NBA After Randomly Appearing” James’ most impressive play this game was an attempted posterization of DeAndre Jordan that only resulted in two missed free throws. In a major departure from established protocol, I actually…
Read MoreJoe Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Attention basketball-reference: I love your stats, you’re a big help in righting these descriptions, but there is no way in diddly poodle-poo that Joe Harris’ nickname is “Beef Jerky Joe”. You just made that up, didn’t you? What does beef jerky even have to do with anything? It’s a totally nonsensical nickname that literally NO…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 21 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Kendrick “The Best And Most Famous Kendrick Of All Time” Nunn helped put the Bulls away early in this one, scoring 10 of the Heat’s first 15 points while the Bulls scored none. It was his way of showing the good people of Chicago (where he grew up) what they were missing out on. Since…
Read MoreDarius Garland 23 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
Aw shucks, the Cavaliers were looking surprisingly feisty for a while there. This 40-point annihilation at the hands of Luka Doncic and the Mavericks (but mostly just Luka Doncic) is just another in an increasingly long string of bad losses. They used up all their mojo kicking the Knicks’ butt a few games ago, they…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
As of right now (and there are still games going on, so if this info changes, blame the interminable march of time and NOT your old pal DTB who only seeks to inform and never mislead), Davis Bertans is 9th in the league in total threes made. Right ahead of Bryan Forbes, and right behind…
Read MoreMiles Bridges Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
We’re pretty far into the season already! How time flies. Just a few weeks ago, I was thinking this about the Hornets: “They’re totally building around Miles Bridges, aren’t they?” But that was a few weeks ago, and I’m not thinking such things anymore. In my defense, it totally seemed, before the games actually started,…
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