OFFICIAL THINGS THAT DEVONTE’ GRAHAM IS IN THE TOP TEN OF POWER RANKINGS
1. Made three-pointers. Devonte’ Graham is currently second at 60, behind Harden’s 77. KAT is close on Graham’s heels with 57. What bizarre times we live in.
2. Assists. Graham is in fifth place with 120, behind LeBron, Doncic, Trae Young, and Harden. I didn’t check but I bet Terry Rozier is in, like, 400th place.
3. Minutes played. Graham is in seventh, which is weird for a bench player. But he’s been so good and he’s so young that there’s no excuse not to just play him as many minutes as he wants.
4. Headbands. I’m pretty sure Graham is first in the league in this stat. Graham always wears a headband whose color matches the jersey he’s wearing for that game. Not many NBA players can say that.
5. The list of young players who are rapidly becoming too good for my channel. This isn’t an explicitly-defined list, so I can’t tell you where Graham falls on it, but every time I look at his season stats I think to myself “these are All-Star numbers”.
6. Useless apostrophes. Graham has just one, but since there’s nobody in the league with TWO apostrophes in their name, Graham is tied for first in this category as well. Him and DeAndre’ Bembry should start a support group.