November 28, 2019 – Page 2

Gary Clark 12 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

I will never, ever, for as long as I live, forget how Rockets fans were obsessed with this guy being some sort of “missing piece” that was going to “contribute” to their “championship-contending” squad. Here are some actual quotes from actual Rockets fans going into last season: “Mastermind Morey at it again. Can’t believe this…

Ja Morant 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

We know Ja Morant can score. Maybe he doesn’t shoot as many jumpers as some people (me) would maybe want, but he can definitely score well enough with his fancy moves to the basket. Scoring is usually the first step a rookie takes on their way to being a good player, and Morant has already…

Malcolm Miller 13 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Big props going out right now to Malcolm Miller for somehow sticking with the Raptors for three seasons now as an undrafted player who barely gets to play. Sorry, let me correct myself: Big props going out right now to NBA FRICKIN’ CHAMPION Malcolm Miller for somehow sticking with the Raptors for three seasons now…

Tomas Satoransky 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

I don’t know if I’m just a moron or unobservant or what, but I completely didn’t realize that Tomas “Czech Your Privilege” Satoransky is averaging career-highs in points and assists this season. My assumption was that since the Bulls are kinda playing like a big pile of booty and have been playing like booty for…

Garrett Temple 22 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Garrett Temple scored sixteen points in the second quarter of this game. Again, I ask you, who even needs Kevin Durant? Temple can clearly replicate Durant’s level of production if the circumstances line up properly, which, as far as I’m concerned, is all the time. I mean, look at how smooth his three-pointers are. Durant…

Dewayne Dedmon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Dewayne “Judge Dedd” Dedmon has been the subject of much scorn and consternation from Kings fans, and the terms “scorn” and “consternation” are actually understating their feelings significantly. Judging by their meanspirited nicknames of “Dudman” and “Deadman” for this guy, it’s clear that they really, really don’t like him. It’s a time-honored Kings tradition: the…

Devonte’ Graham 16 Points/15 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Do Hornets fans even feel sad about the Kemba Walker situation anymore? Sure, it was unfortunate that the franchise centerpiece who never led them anywhere meaningful had to walk for nothing, and it was unfortunate that his nominal replacement was deputy tank commander Terry Rozier, but something way more fortunate emerged from those unfortunate things….

Lonnie Walker 11 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

As of this writing, my “Lonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights” video from last season is the most-watched video on my channel, with roughly 100k views. That’s a somewhat depressing fact given that my old, now-deleted channel had many videos which were way above that mark (RIP Steph Curry three-ilation that had two million views),…

Domantas Sabonis 23 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

Let’s just get it out there right up front. Domantas Sabonis gave his SABONER to Rudy Gobert this game. The full length of it. And Gobert rode that big fat Saboner all the way to a big fat L. There was just no stopping Sabonis’ crafty post moves, his unstoppable pick-and-roll chemistry with Malcolm Brogdon…

Keita Bates-Diop 16 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2019)

I don’t know why Timberwolves fans would bother getting excited for a second-year player who can’t really shoot and who plays too much defense when they could get excited for a second-year player who is looking like a pretty good shooter and who maybe plays defense but definitely looks like he could be a good…