I’ve been hearing rumblings. Have you been hearing rumblings? Most likely not, because you have to use special techniques to hear the majority of rumblings, mostly they reside outside of audible frequencies unless they’re really penetrating and loud rumblings. When I want to hear them, I go outside with my special rumblings-detector, place it on…
Read MoreMonth: November 2019
Furkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2019)
It’s looking to me like the 76ers entered the season without enough shooting. They looked at the players they had and thought to themselves “lots of these dudes can shoot threes, so I think we’re good in that area”. Which is true. Most of the players they have CAN shoot threes, everyone’s attempted some except…
Read MoreCody Zeller 24 Points Full Highlights (11/10/2019)
Cody Zeller drove into the empty parking lot of the Hornets’ practice center. Since it was early morning, he was able to get a prime spot close to the door. After letting himself into the building and turning on the lights in the deserted gymnasium, he smirked to himself; now was the perfect opportunity for…
Read MoreChandler Hutchison 13 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
If I really wanted to shame Chandler Hutchison (because that’s what YouTube is for… shaming), I would’ve put “Career High” in this video title so that everyone who stumbled on it would immediately see that his career high is a measly 13 points. Maybe the embarrassment that would cause him would effect a change in…
Read MoreGlenn Robinson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
How did this guy get into AND win the All-Star weekend dunk contest when I’ve never seen him do a really exciting dunk in-game? The past few years, I’ve looked at EVERY dunk performed in the NBA in order to compile my dunks-of-the-month videos. Which means I’ve seen EVERY dunk that Glenn “Little Dog” Robinson…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
Justin Jackson has been challenging Tony Snell throughout his career in the battle of who can do the least on the court. This year, Jackson has the clear edge. Snell has been getting a few assists in his games with the Pistons, as well as some blocks and steals, but check this out for Jackson…
Read MoreJaren Jackson 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
For some reason the Grizzlies decided that this game would be a perfect game to start emulating what the elite teams in the league do. You know what I’m talking about: Load management! Never mind that the players that had their loads managed were two rookies, Ja Morant and (relevant to the content of this…
Read MoreMarko Guduric 14 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
How pathetic is it that whenever I see Marko Guduric’s name in a boxscore my heart skips beat because I think that Dan Gadzuric is back in the league and playing for the Grizzlies? Your options are: A. Extremely pathetic because anyone who gets attached to any NBA player is surely a total loser who…
Read MoreAlec Burks 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
The Thunder and the Warriors met in the 2016 WCF, where the Warriors won as the Thunder choked away a 3-1 advantage. That wasn’t very long ago, even if it seems like an eternity in basketball terms. I am pretty much the same person I was then, and I’m sure you are too. Of all…
Read MoreRobert Williams 11 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (11/9/2019)
Robert “Timelord” Williams III had such a good performance in this game that the Celtics commentators were incoherently babbling and giggling to themselves like lunatics by the end of this video. I assume their descent continued until the end of the game where they were just grunting and making fart noises with their mouths, but…
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