Monte Morris 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

I am making this video as insurance against the possibility that Monte Morris never has another highlight-worthy performance this season. The highlight-worthiness of this performance is very arguable, I agree, but I can’t let a whole year go by without a single Morris vid on my channel. I have to take my chance, and this…

Read More

P.J. Tucker 18 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

No one EVER told me that P.J. Tucker’s real name doesn’t have a P or a J in it. When you initialize something, usually that something is your actual name, not just some random words you string together. “Pops Junior”. I mean, I guess he can call himself whatever he wants (it is kinda weird…

Read More

Ben McLemore 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

Just for fun, here’s a list of players that were on the court for the Kings while Ben McLemore scored his career-high 31 (his only game that had more points than the one he had tonight) on April 16th, 2014: -Derrick Williams (somehow out of the league) -Jason Thompson (still can be a 20 and…

Read More

Ish Smith 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

76ers fans are mad about a lot of things this game including: -Joel Embiid -Joel Embiid’s turnovers -Joel Embiid’s body language -Ben Simmons -Ben Simmons’s turnovers -Ben Simmons not shooting threes -Brett Brown -Brett Brown’s offense -Mike Scott -Turnovers by Joel Embiid That’s not a truly comprehensive list (I thought I saw a Twitter post…

Read More

Mitchell Robinson 17 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

Good news for the Knicks in this game: Mitchell Robinson outscored “MVP Candidate” Nikola Jokic 17 to 6. It sounds weird, but this was probably an expected outcome for that matchup. Jokic has been relatively meek when it comes to trying to make shots this year, and Robinson is the kind of center (the athletic…

Read More

Jaxson Hayes 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

The NBA’s national broadcast partners might be freaking out that they scheduled a whole bunch of national TV games for the Pelicans before Zion Williamson got injured and now no one is going to want to watch them, but I’m enjoying this particular version of the Pelicans just fine. They’ve got a nice mix of…

Read More

Frank Kaminsky 20 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

I am having WAY too much fun watching the Cowboys lose to the Bears to even think about writing some cruddy paragraphs about Frank Kaminsky. I don’t even like football, but the sports fan in me desires nothing more than for the Cowboys to lose. I think an innate dislike of that team is found…

Read More

Cameron Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

The 2019 draft isn’t looking so great right now. It’s early, so there’s a lot of time for these busts to improve, but lots of the top draftees are doing really badly. Zion Williamson has made no impact so far, for example. And someone like Darius Garland has made an impact, but in a severely…

Read More

Rui Hachimura 27 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

Rui Hachimura gets a lot of buckets for a rookie who was supposed to be kinda raw offensively. That’s the best thing about him. Buckets. Lots of rookies, their main talent might lie outside the realm of scoring. The might not even have a main talent. But Hachimura, he knows how to put the ball…

Read More

Davis Bertans 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2019)

I accidentally got all the footage for this video with the 76ers commentators instead of the ‘Zards commentators. In a departure from my usual all-encompassing laziness, I actually went back and got the correct commentators, even though one of them is Drew Gooden and he sucks (even if one of the reasons I made this…

Read More