A lot of very mean people with malice in their heart have very mean things to say about Terry Rozier who, despite his contract, is still a human being. It seems like you can’t go anywhere on the internet without seeing a mention of how ludicrous his contract is, or how bad the Hornets are with him, or how good Devonte’ Graham is (which might seem like earnest praise of a talented young player but is actually a subtle dig at Rozier). Well, I’m here to change that. Rozier isn’t ALL bad. He has some good things about him:
-He’s averaging way more points on way better efficiency than any season he had with the Celtics
-He’s averaging more points than Eric Bledsoe, proving that he is still totally in Bledsoe’s head and is still way better than him
-All that money he’s getting paid probably lubes up Charlotte’s economy a little bit when he goes clubbing or whatever
-He gets to wear teal-colored uniforms, and teal is objectively the best and most rad color EVER
-He has a head with ears AND eyes AND basically all the stuff that a human head is supposed to have
-Did I mention his efficiency
-Yes I did, I just checked
-It’s really good though
-You know, by his standards