It has come to my attention that Domantas Sabonis is averaging around 18.5 points per game this season. That’s… way more than I expected. He is scoring a LOT of points and I somehow didn’t really notice.
That fact means that the last two Sabonis vids I uploaded prior to this one were depicting below average performances for him. Both of those vids were 18 points (with some assists), which is clearly lower than his season average of 18.5. What the heck was I doing? I have to have standards, otherwise I’d be doing 100 vids a day (rather, my description dungeon would be converted into a video dungeon and I’d teach the slaves all my video-editing tricks). Making vids for below-par performances is the opposite of having standards.
This vid isn’t much better, at 19, but at least it’s not 18. In the future, though, Sabonis definitely has to score 20. Maybe even more. He’s kinda-sorta an All-Star this year and it’s time I started treating him like one. And once he gets voted into the game (which probably isn’t going to happen but you never know), then I’ll wave bye-bye.