Okay. This is it. After this video, Spencer Dinwiddie is OFF my channel.
Let’s be real here. With Kyrie Irving out, and Kevin Durant out, and Caris LeVert out, there’s not many players on the Nets who are going to take a lot of shots. Din-Dins is one of the few who can step up and fill that void. He’s stepped up and filled it to the tune of 21 points and six assists per game. Not only are those numbers way too good for my channel, but they’re also All-Star numbers.
Making this decision actually hurts me on a deep level. I love Din-Dins. I’ve supported him since he was a scrub on the Pistons who never got to play. He’s been a DTB fixture for a long time. If you’re feeling stabbing pains in your chest after reading this bad news, just know that the stabbing pains I’m feeling are ten times as intense and are also radiating down my arms. If you’re thinking to yourself right now, “DownToBuck is displaying all the characteristic symptoms of a heart attack,” you’d be right, but I’m pretty sure I’m not having a heart attack. I’m pretty sure that I just feel this way because I had to banish Din-Dins. Tell me, if I was having a heart attack, would my eyes be capable of forming tears? No. No they would not. Yet here they are, forming tears which are running down my cheeks.
This isn’t the end of my and Din-Dins’ relationship. We’re just taking a break while we figure things out. If Din-Dins ends up in a situation next season where he’s not the primary scorer and the primary ballhandler and the primary clutch performer for a team, then I’ll welcome him back with open arms. Until then, I have no choice but to make my position final and absolute: Spencer Dinwiddie is OFFICIALLY too good for my channel.
If I don’t upload any more videos after this, don’t call an ambulance. It’s better this way. Really.