First off: sorry that the player in the thumbnail doesn’t look anything like Josh Hart. I swear I double and triple checked, and it totally is him, but for some reason his face looks all messed up. Please click on this video anyway, I’m not trying to fool anyone here, and I’m just as confused as everyone else.
Second off: the only way that anyone is going to watch this video is if I mention Fortnite in it a bunch of times. Because of the way YouTube’s algorithms work, if you include popular search terms like “Fortnite”, “big boobs”, or “carefully-crafted Russian propaganda masquerading as legitimate content” in the video description, you get way more hits. And I know Hart at least used to play Fortnite (he probably doesn’t anymore because it’s a dying game and all the cool kids moved on to Old School RuneScape), so I don’t feel as bad about spamming it here. Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. Fortnite. Big boobs. Fortnite. Fortnite.
Third off: I gave up on my dreams of becoming a pro Fortnite player after it turned out that I really, really sucked at it. I probably shouldn’t have made my mom buy all that professional-quality streaming equipment, because now all it does is sit in the corner, get dusty, and remind me of how much of a failure I am. I also probably should’ve played Fortnite at least once before embarking on the doomed venture.