Deandre Ayton is just coming back from roid vacation (his entourage will tell you it was diuretics but we all know why Ayton was taking diuretics…it was because of all the steroids he needed to pee out of his body) and that means bad things for Frank Kaminsky, who has been enjoying an extended run of heavy minutes and heavy usage.
If Kaminsky doesn’t want the good times to come to an end, he’ll leap into action now to ensure that Ayton isn’t allowed to return to the court. That means finding a bunch of roids, funding a bunch of needles, putting the roids into the needles, and leaving the needles all over Ayton’s locker. He could go one step further and leave the needles in Ayton’s car and house as well. While Kaminsky is in Ayton’s house, he should log on to his computer and fill the browser history with google searches for “how to hide the roid evidence” and “how to pass roid tests” and “fake wiener that contains clean peepee step by step guide wikihow”.
Actually, Kaminsky should take this nefarious project to its obvious conclusion: while Ayton isn’t paying attention, ambush him with steroids. Just stab him with needles all over his body and maybe cram a few roid pills into his mouth too. That way he’ll be guaranteed to fail the next test, and nobody will believe him when he tells them that his jealous teammate assaulted him with steroids in a misguided bid to earn more on-court minutes.