Here’s the deal: Jeremy “Where’s The Lamb Sauce” Lamb, in this game, had a BETTER game than Michael “Walking Injury Report” Porter Jr. And you know why that is? Because he’s the BETTER player. That’s the deal, I just said it for everyone to hear. I can’t unsay it, but even if I could, I wouldn’t want to, because it’s the truth.
The implication here is that people should be way more hyped for this performance by Lamb Sauce than they should for Walking Injury Report’s performance. But we all know they won’t be. People will claim that there are reasons for this. But none of them are valid. 30 points is more than 25. That’s the only thing that matters. It’s math.
Lamb has been a pretty smooth scorer for a few years now, but he can’t get anyone to care. Even when he was in Oklahoma City, when he was basically surrounded by superstars and thus had potential to be the memey bad player that front-running fanbases care about ironically, no one cared. It doesn’t help that he’s been in some pretty bland locales over the years, but really, the only thing that’s going to help at this point is a stint with the Lakers.
Who, by the way, could totally trade for him if they wanted. I’m actually kinda liking this idea.