Devonte’ Graham was on pace to have another not-so-good scoring night, but then he went and hit a bunch of threes and free throws and stuff to give him 22. One minute, I’m looking at the boxscores thinking “well Terry Rozier has way too many points but at least Devonte’ Graham is kinda sucking, nice of him to give me a break” and the next minute I’m searching DuckDuckGo (there’s no way I’m gonna trust Google with sensitive stuff like this) effective ways of putting myself into a coma. I didn’t want to die, obviously, because that’s so permanent, but I did want to get out of making this video.
As you can tell, I wasn’t successful at putting myself into a coma. There doesn’t appear to be any way at all to do so. I guess that makes sense, and after calming down a bit (I was really agitated when I saw Graham had 22) I realized that my insurance probably wouldn’t cover something like that anyway. I’d need a lot more Patreon donations to cover even one day of being in a coma in a Hospital.
So, anyway, here’s the video. It doesn’t have as many assists that we’re used to from Graham, for some reason he stopped getting them in the first quarter. And it doesn’t have as many threes as we’re used to, either. But it does have some layups! Pretty good layups, too, for a guy who pretty much can’t score at all inside the arc.