It’s weird that Donte DiVincenzo apparently scored 16 points tonight considering that the Bucks didn’t play a game, but that’s what my machine-learning enhanced boxscore script is telling me, and it doesn’t get things wrong like that. That thing might be an incomprehensible black box of code, but it is always right when it comes to displaying players and their associated point totals.
Even weirder is that this video somehow appeared on my hard drive with me having no recollection of having compiled it. I don’t know what it could possibly contain, since even if DiVincenzo did have 16 points (of who knows what), there was no Bucks game tonight and thus no footage of whatever it was he was doing. I’m uploading it anyway, since it feels like fate is guiding me towards some sort of end goal that involve this video being on the internet, but I haven’t watched it or anything. I’m almost afraid to.
16 points would be a fairly nice total for DiVincenzo, one of his better performances of the season but again, I’m sure that the Bucks didn’t play tonight. There was no game for him to score 16 in, unless it was a game other than basketball.