Maybe this upcoming admission is going to expose me as a fraud who doesn’t really care about the plight of NBA scrubs at all, but I totally didn’t realize that P.J. Dozier was on the Nuggets. I didn’t even realize he was still in the league. If you had asked me what team he played for, I would have answered “Olympykiakoakyos”, and if you had then told me he was on an NBA team, I would have answered “Celtics” (the team he played for last).
Now that I’m doing more research on the issue, it turns out that this is Dozier’s first action as a Nug. He was in the G-League up until this point and it doesn’t look like he’s gotten called up even one time until now. I feel that these new facts which have come to light should exonerate me somewhat from my shameful ignorance, but only somewhat. It’s still on me to keep track of which scrubs are on which teams, and Dozier slipped through the cracks.
Since Dozier is new to the team yet was surprisingly productive in his first minutes, now would be a good time for Celtics fans to come into this video and comment “Dozier could really be helping us this year. I can’t believe we let him go for nothing. Danny Ainge is a fraud.” Then sit calmly in place while I affix the tear-collecting machinery to your face.