Attention all viewers of this video and readers of this description:
It is currently snowing in my locale. Not only is it snowing, but it is snowing heavily, which amplifies the aesthetic quality of the snow by a considerable amount. I have maximized the levels of coziness in my residence by donning a wearable blanket (sometimes referred to by the trademark “Snuggie”) which I unironically purchased for my own enjoyment.
The Snuggie has little foot pouches to keep my feetsies warm too. Please try to contain your jealousy.
While I am snug and comfy and warm and collecting hella Patreonbux for making NBA highlight videos, you are probably in a location which is significantly less snug and comfy. Perhaps Toronto residents will be able to identify with my current situation (as it is often snowy and cold there), but then again, probably not: coziness is a concept which is unique to America. Canadians do not ever feel cozy, nor would they be allowed to feel cozy even if their Canadian brains were equipped to comprehend the concept of coziness. Canadian brains are not so equipped.
For all these reasons, I was in an exquisitely serene state of mind while making this Norman Powell highlight video. Normally, thoughs of Powell cause me to descend into fits of madness as I recall how badly he destroys the Bucks every time he plays them. However, no such negative feelings could assail the unassailable shield of contentedness that my Snuggie provides me.
It even has a pouch in the front for snacks. Guess who’s nomming on Pop-Tarts right now. That’s right. Me. And not you.